ALL About BITCH BARS

Benefits & Who it's Good For:

  • Naturally and uniformly exfoliate and remove dull, dry layers of skin
  • Reveal glowing, healthy layers of the epidermis
  • Nourish with calming shea butter
  • Clear deeply with absorbent, detoxifying zeolite clay

GOOD FOR:

  • Aggressively scrubbing to remove dull, dry layers of skin and calloused areas.
  • Reveal and refresh new layers of skin with calming, nourishing shea butter
  • Naturally revealing healthy, glowing layers of skin with natural abrasives.

Key Ingredients

  • Shea Butter
  • Apricot Kernel Grinds
  • Zeolite Clay
  • Pumice Powder

FYI

USA-Made, Clean Beauty, No Sulphates, No Petrolatum, Vegan, Cruelty-Free, No Phthalates, No “cones”, Use within 24 months of Opening

  • Zeolite Clay

    A microporous, negatively charged mineral to help absorb and detoxify skin while exfoliating and washing. A natural, deep-cleaning clay to help remove excess oils, dull layers of skin, and pollutants.

  • Apricot Kernel Grinds

    Uniformly ground for predictability, these kernels help effectively exfoliate the toughest skin and buff away the dullest layers. A natural, clean, "send-down-the-drain-&-feel-good" exfoliation unique to the AMBITCHOUS BITCH BAR.

  • Pumice Powder

    Gentle & effective abrasive properties, it's a natural volcanic mineral to slough off dead skin cells, promoting smoother, softer skin. Its fine, uniform texture ensures a mild exfoliation while helping keep pores clear and enhance circulation.

Listen to Your Skin! She's a Smart Bitch

Listen to your skin: if your skin feels itchy or “tight” after exfoliating (especially after adding a moisturizer), ease up! Your skin and its barrier will tell you what you how much exfoliation you need and how often. On the flip-side, if your skin’s feeling oily, or “thick” increase frequency or even tension of your next scrub. And, keep in mind: some areas might need a little more and a little less attention.

DO NOT USE on: children (too aggressive for fragile, young skin), eczema / psoriasis and other skin conditions, rashes, irritation, acne, or any other skin sensitive or “broken barrier” conditions or areas. Do not use on face: you’re better than that, Bitch. use WASH 2% Glycolic Acid Daily Face Care.

WHO Should Excessively Exfoliate?

Oily Skin Babes

The BITCH BAR is ideal for adults with normal to oily body skin. Skin tends to be thicker and removing the top layers can help keep pores more open and improve the look of skin’s texture.

Rough, Dry Skin Bitches

People with rough or dry skin will benefit from body exfoliation: especially heels, elbows, knees, backsides, and anywhere else that can feel or look like it’s getting a “scaly build up”.

Acne & "Backne" Prone

Those who experience or are prone to body acne, "backne", etc. Use frequent exfoliation to help improve the look of skin, but be care not to USE exfoliation on existing imperfections as they can be spread (remember: zits are an infection!).

Shavin' Bitches

Anyone getting ready to shave: get close and reveal your healthiest looking skin when you lightly buff before the razor comes out.

Sun or No Sun Tanners

Sun or No Sun: Anyone preparing to tan (sun-full and sunless!). Remove those dull, dry, uneven appearing layers to reveal fresh, smooth-looking skin and let that color.

  • Natural Exfoliants

    Natural exfoliants: zeolite, apricot kernel grinds (no mircoplastics here!)

  • Uniformly Ground

    Uniformly ground, “predictable” and earthy exfoliants from a proprietary process

  • Biodegradable In Our Lifetime

    Biodegradable exfoliators: they don’t wait decades to dissolve. It's just the right thing to do.

  • Added Nourishment

    Exfoliants contain added nourishment, absorbing properties: more benefit that JUST scrubbing

  • Cleaner, More Natural Overall Bar

    Cleaner overall bar: entire formula natural to almost-all-natural

  • Unmodified Butters

    Base butters & oils are unmodified & mindfully-sourced ingredients (no “Big Boy Tricks" here, Bitches)

  • Ethically & Sustainably Soucred

    Made entirely of sustainably & ethically-sourced and include organic and free trade ingredients from a proprietary process

  • USA-Made (Artisans!)

    USA-made with an artisan process by craftsmen and decades of experience: quality AND cost-effectiveness

  • She's Hard: Uniquely Cured (Lasting!)

    Unique cured process for a more firm bar that is made to last in your bath: Bitches, we call that VALUE

For best results, keep out of direct stream of water. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep away from eyes. Designed for adult use. For external use only. Discontinue if any issues occur. For best results, use within 24 months of opening. Keep out of direct sunlight and excessive heat. Keep away from eyes.

Get the MOST Out of Your BITCH BAR

  • Wet Your Skin: Start by thoroughly wetting your body with warm water to prepare your skin for exfoliating.
  • When skin is wet and pores are open: smooth the Bitch Bar gently over areas with tough skin, or areas you're intending to shave or apply tanner skin
  • Arms, legs, feet, backside, back, elbows, oily skin.
  • Go easy! You can always exfoliate MORE if you need it. It's much harder to "unexfoliate" if you get too aggressive.
  • Rinse: After exfoliating, rinse thoroughly with warm water to remove all soap.
  • Pat Dry: Gently pat your skin dry with a clean towel. Avoid rubbing to maintain moisture levels.
  • Follow Up: for best results, follow up with your favorite moisturizer or body cream to lock in hydration.
  • Store Properly: Keep the soap bar in a dry, well-ventilated area (like a soap dish) to preserve its longevity and maintain its quality. Be sure and keep the bar out of the main stream of water to prolong life.

Enjoy smooth, exfoliated, glowing skin. Repeat as often as needed. See the "Listen to Your Skin" section for tips on how to determine what needs scrubbing when.